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The past is never dead. It's not even past. ▫️ I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow; on a trash farm, you sucker. ▫️ "Technology is incredible!"「かがくのちからってすげー!」 ▫️ "If I see you :3 one more time, I will murder you." ▫️ Source: I made it up ▫️ Committing arson, murder, and jaywalking. In Minecraft. ▫️ I love the whole world / and all its messed-up folks ▫️ High Pressure Will Build over the Waters from the West and Areas of Fog After Midnight ▫️ Facebook up, delete the gym, and hit your lawyer. ▫️ The book of laws shatters. All laws have been nullified. ▫️ Cheers. ▫️ It's so peak! ▫️ History is a nightmare - - and loving it!! ▫️ Go touch some grass. ▫️ We don't need to go over this again. But let's do it anyway. ▫️ FBI OPEN UP ▫️ LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. ▫️ BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOLY SPIRIIIT! ▫️ A Commingling of Radiances ▫️ [Data Expunged] ▫️ Status: Getting drunk on water. ▫️ Soon you'll be swimming in the sea with the rest of the fishes. ▫️ I just want to be happy forever. ▫️ But I had so much left to do! ▫️ I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride. ▫️ If your social security number was how much money you had, how much money would you have? Comment below. ▫️ The world has so much beauty you could choke on it. ▫️ Just because I'm stupid and thought it was cool. ▫️ God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. ▫️ Bad Ending: Memed to Death ▫️ BibleThump ▫️ I can answer that, but first, we need to talk about parallel universes. ▫️ Just the Washing Instruction Chip In Life's Rich Tapestry ▫️ Soon may the wellerman come / To bring us tea and sugar and rum ▫️ 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ▫️ Epstein Didn't Kill Himself ▫️ It makes sense in context. ▫️ Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" ▫️ Trust me, no one wants my opinion. Even I don't want my opinion. ▫️ Pure Big Mad Boat Man ▫️ As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes! ▫️ Can we be friends? ▫️ I've only ever loved abstract concepts. ▫️ [Insert pithy one-liner here.] ▫️ Mistrust is the tyranny of the individual. ▫️ poggers ▫️ The children yearn for the mines. ▫️ Take me apart and put me back together. ▫️ I legally can't finish that sentence. ▫️ We have reached the end of history. ▫️ What is love? / Baby don't hurt me / Don't hurt me / No more ▫️ Scraping the bottom of the barrel. ▫️ Take 1d10 psychic damage. ▫️ It's hip to be square! ▫️ Chat, what do you think? ▫️ Not dignifying that with an answer. ▫️ We'll never finish Roko's Basilisk at this rate. Build faster! ▫️ Sayonara! ▫️ Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! ▫️ Till I come down or until you drown / Cause you're all I've got left in this town ▫️ Internet slop forever! ▫️ Would you like to add a protein? / Would you like to ask me about my daily rates? ▫️ ithurtsithurtsithurtsithurts ▫️ Got me feeling some type of way. ▫️ Guys... I have terrible news... THE END IS NIGH! EPIC NDROX WIN ▫️ Okay, we're gonna load up one of my favorite games here. Uh, here we have, uh, The End is Nigh! ▫️ You just lost The Game. ▫️ More than you ever wanted to know. ▫️ How is this TAS guy so good at speedrunning? ▫️ Tally ho, lads! ▫️ We were overdue / But it'll be over soon ▫️ What is Fandomstuck? ▫️ Play this at my funeral. ▫️ IHTFP ▫️ Go on, get off the internet. ▫️ C'mon, let's have some fun! ▫️ If you disagree with me, you're wrong. ▫️ If we can’t have fun destroying the world, what are we even doing here? ▫️ One day, back to roots my friend / No place like a motherland ▫️ F in the chat ▫️ 7.8/10, too much water ▫️ XOXO ▫️ I love playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. ▫️ I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened. ▫️ I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; / I lift my lids and all is born again. / (I think I made you up inside my head.) ▫️ O brave new world! ▫️ You know normal people aren't like this? ▫️ Totino's Fortnite Training Room ▫️ England is my city ▫️ Pepperidge farm remembers. ▫️ I'll never change. ▫️ Operating on multiple levels of historical irony. ▫️ Low Gravitas Warning Signal ▫️ This is my hole. It was made for me. ▫️ I wish I could apologize for everything I've done wrong. ▫️ The ray of light in the darkness is actually from an orbital death laser. ▫️ Check it out, I'm gonna do what's called a 'pro gamer move'. ▫️ We're going on an adventure. ▫️ Committing ourselves to eternal loserhood! ▫️ THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS ▫️ You don't want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes. ▫️ Let's see Paul Allen's card. ▫️ Can you distinguish between fiction and reality? ▫️ Perfidious Albion! ▫️ Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now ▫️ Don't worry, you died for the greater good! ▫️ Annihilation! Annihilation! ▫️ xyzzy ▫️ hunter2 ▫️ Completely regretting the life decisions that led me to this point. ▫️ Press X To Doubt ▫️ Live, laugh, love! ▫️ Who do you blame for what happened to you? ▫️ THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN ▫️ Hello Internet, welcome to Game Theory! ▫️ Bleeding edge! ▫️ Obsessed! ▫️ Breaded Circus Dispenser ▫️ Apocalypse is back in, baby. ▫️ When I'm happy, I say, 'B*****s love my mustache!' / When I'm sad, I say, 'This time I'm really gonna do it.' ▫️ I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die, if I was green I would die ▫️ My Work Is Not Yet Done ▫️ World's loudest record scratch inside my head. ▫️ That's so skibidi ohio of you ▫️ I hate being in love! ▫️ LIKE A KICKED DOG / YOU COME TO LOVE THE ABUSE ▫️ Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. ▫️ The future is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed. ▫️ sus ▫️ Solidly in the rabbit hole. ▫️ Hotel? Trivago. ▫️ I'm intolerable. ▫️ Stupid in different ways ▫️ Delightfully devilish, Seymour! ▫️ May you live in interesting times. ▫️ Don't think of a pink elephant. ▫️ Severe allergy to high-speed bullets. ▫️ The End is Nigh, my friend. ▫️ Location: Apostate Superstructure Abomination ▫️ A fantasy more beautiful than reality. ▫️ This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. ▫️ Have a holly jolly skibidi rizzmas ▫️ If I was in middle school, I'd be insufferable. ▫️ I always add stupid stuff to my marquee at 3am. ▫️ It's blue! It's blue! It's blue! It's blue! ▫️ In any JRPG-influenced work of fiction, do NOT trust the seemingly harmless secondary villain with a clown motif. ▫️ There's no coming back from this one. ▫️ Deeply unserious. ▫️ Delusional enough to believe I have something to say. ▫️ I Have a Special Plan for This World ▫️ I wonder what the point of all this is. ▫️ Oh my god, it even has a watermark. ▫️ Nice argument, however, 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat in Sun ▫️ Honestly, I think I'll just do the same thing over and over again until I die. ▫️ You have to stop saying 'Skill issue'. ▫️ 2: Electric Boogaloo ▫️ Now I haven't left the house in a little while / Unread letters in a dusty pile ▫️ Subcultures are nested fractally. There's no bottom. ▫️ Kill me now. ▫️ Dying is !FUN! ▫️ Skill issue ▫️ The way I see it, Kyogre is surrounded. What's under the ocean? That's right, more earth. ▫️ This is the darkest timeline. ▫️ Needlessly derivative. ▫️ A romantic in the worst possible sense. ▫️ Fortnite all day / This is my way ▫️ Stop Thinking About It Challenge (Impossible) ▫️ Good heavens would you look at the time ▫️ "Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series ▫️ getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead ▫️ For legal reasons, everything I say is a joke. ▫️ The AI singularity is just the rapture for techbros. ▫️ Art is dead. ▫️ Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead ▫️ I can no longer see the forest for the trees. ▫️ I'll murder you! With blackjack and hookers! ▫️ The distance has grown but so has the longing / Which leaves the in-between ▫️ That kool-aid tastes real good. ▫️ Ah, the duality of man. ▫️ Destroying all my credibility speedrun ▫️ Cringe is dead. Long live cringe! ▫️ GRAND DAD?! ▫️ Among Us Trap Remix Bass Boosted [10 Hours] ▫️ When you were partying, I studied the blade. ▫️ They really immanentized that eschaton. ▫️ Now streaming: ASH_DIES_ALONE (0 watching) ▫️ Serious Issue Haver ▫️ Tragic, he died by stabbing himself 37 times in the back and jumping out the window. ▫️ TLDR? ▫️ Dear diary, today I died. Goodbye cruel world! ▫️ I love making bad decisions. ▫️ Denial is a river in Egypt. ▫️ The question isn't 'why', it's 'why not?' ▫️ Science fiction was a mistake. ▫️ Still myself, despite my wishes. ▫️ For science! ▫️ So, guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers. ▫️ Many such cases. ▫️ The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment ▫️ MALIGNANTLY USELESS ▫️ Editing this marquee is the only joy I have left in life. ▫️ New response just dropped ▫️ Feeling the CinemaSins counter tick up. ▫️ It's so over bros ▫️ You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies? ▫️ Congregation Jumpscare ▫️ Kill pain. Kill shame. Kill fear. Kill desire. ▫️ They targeted gamers. Gamers. ▫️